Flea: I listen to the Germs on the beach because it gets everyone upset and makes them move away so I can have more of the beach to myself. The best time I had on the beach was 4 in the morning, I was completely gone on LSD and I saw this UFO. I pick up girls on the beach by sneaking up behind them and slapping them in the face with my limp dick.
Anthony: “In high school. I was on the beach with a bunch of my friends. Flea wrapped a towel around him and was taking his trunks off because he had sand in them or something. I ran down and grabbed the towel and his suit. He was standing about 100 yards from the bathroom completely naked. He had to make a dash to the bathroom but everyone saw him. We had a laugh attack.”
Many thanks to Hamish at RHCP Sessions for the scan.